Saturday, October 28, 2006

One mystery called RUSTY....

For tonight, lets think about the great spirits which walked that part of the earth. Whenever we think of great people, our very own Rusty springs up first. He is one of the most interesting person we have met, he lost his heart to PK of HGH fame and gang made sure that everyone knew. He was those simple guys who after a late night movie out of fear of Drunken Dogra (our then hostel manager) tried to scale a wall and was left in lurk by the gang who climbed first and made sure that the watchman arrived in time to catch Rusti climbing the wall........ but again Darba and Jhabru of Prody fame were creatures of different world...... no matter what happened they never changed........ never...... how could they change... perfection can never get better... LOL!!!

His strip-tease item number was another big thing doing rounds in the days gone bye.... abey dar gaye.....bhool gaye.... Rusty ki PU waali ragging.... he was not the audience to the strip tease, he was the performer, doing his magical and mystical gyrations to those blood suckers in that no-moon night, out in the dark, practicing in the stadium... for one day he thought to be going on a world tour....

But his tasty blood and its stories... doing rounds in NSS camp... his first hand account of those pleasing moments were enough to invite all those lost spirits near the hostel, to quench his thirst for GOD-knows what... but his un-holy attitude made those gay-ghosts return back to the GOLDEN rule..... the rule that was once broken.......yeh bhoot pret jab kisi ke peeche pad jaate hain..... to chodte nahin hai.... na hi unhnone darba ko choda..... woh aate to apki marzee se hain..... par jaat esirf aur sirf apni marzi se hain......they started haunting him in the night. One such night, while he was fast asleep some pirates disguised as pecobians raided his room, and gifted his long and shiny moochis to the dead man's chest. The Air Pistol attacks which were made on him by his co-dwellers while he was dreaming about his sex tirade with some hot hot babe (barbie dolls yaar).... allegedly dreaming about the astonoshing PK :). His dreams disturbed by those who were jealous and worried about his relationship......

Rusty ... the man....the machine......from Virinchi.....to Darba ....... We Salute!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Doesn't seem RUSTY is much changed either here, only the names have changed ..from PK to Bachao Bachao. I'm sure the boy is still same as he was always in terms of everything..But dun worry dude someday your tryst will definitely show glowing colors.