Seduction is science, art, passion or just a look........ well may be its fools paradise. Talking of fools, they like everything come in all sizes small, large and largest. And when you are not in any, assume yourself to be simply a mortal. Today let's talk about the king itself..... he should have been electrocuted long back.... not only did he survive - he killed several innocent souls. No no .... we are not equipped to write about Don Quixote, today, we talk about something special to him, and of course, US.
It was a bright sunny morning when I first caught the glimpse of her. She was sporting my favourite color, BLUE. She looked weak and tired, resting there in peace it caught my attention. I thought how she would look if she was not that tired. I was forced to look at her again and again. There was something magical about her, and definitely it was not her eyes. She had something unique about her, and to find out what, I pondered over her, devoting time to each and every detail. I analyzed her whole figure, top to down, left to right, front to back just to find out: It was her back, yes, her back that was unique and the source of her magical charm. Her back sported something that could have made even the devil faint. The devil fears no one, as has been highly publicized by the Hollywood directors, for he sports the super-natural number 666. Now what would it be like if the devil faced a beauty who was a step ahead of him. What if she sported the number larger than the devil himself: 6666. It really could have made the devil run for his life. Twist in the tale. Come on you pervert minds, I was talking of the Lalaji's official vehicle: the blue colored chariot, which was blessed with the same luck that Lala had.
Someone has rightly said, Bhagwan ke laathi main awaaz nahin hoti. It must be God's magic only that even the RTO judged Lala in the right spirit and awarded him the super-natural number. In my life spanning 25 years, I have never ever seen this number on a vehicle again. May be after allotting the magical number to Lalaji, the RTO decided to ban it. I could be wrong, may be someone amongst us would have witnessed such another lucky man. But I am not that lucky. If you have, then tonight do thank GOD, for you have witnessed someone you easily won't.
Anyways, returning back to Lalaji's sweetheart and my envy, the blue chariot. Envious, yes, I was, for it brought a big laughter on my small face, whenever I remember her. Just imagine, Lala and her Lali riding a decade's old chariot aur hindi movies ki tarah piche likha ho: 6666. Lalaji's close company comprised of him, her equally beautiful sweetheart (we all know who she was, not naming her, lest GC comes after us again), his good friends Santa & Banta. Chaar log aur chaar chakke. Kapil Dev has been the only one from Indian Cricket team to hit four sixes in an over. I bet the other could be only our Lalaji. He had already done that, woh alag baat hai kisi aur vishay main.
The chariot was magnificent and commanded respect when it went on its voyage. The sound of its movement made other carts (splendor's and CBZ's) look minuscule. When Lala and his accomplices used to go on crusades, it was the chariot that won the battle, for it was greater than the devil himself. It was the center of attraction of all, wherever it went, for it is 1 in 10,000 that you witness such a number. Its aura made me think how can one sport such a fate. What deeds did the machine do, that he got such a fellow for the owner.
Ek baar ki baat hai, apne Lalaji lalayin ko leke subah subah mandir gaye. Kaun se mandir: It was always the chandi-mandir which was frequented by PECobian love birds in the mornings. So early in the morning Lalaji with his lalayin set on his voyage to the temple. The chariot was cruising along the ways of Chandigarh but with time, the chariot had lost its power. Lala to show his command over the chariot, raced it towards the destination. Due to the absence of some chemical locha in the chariot and part in Lalaji's brain, the chariot lost its balance over the way, and brought Lala and Lali down to earth. It is said that extra impact of this unforeseen event made Lalaji developed some physical Locha. Allegedly, Lali left him after this incident (psst.... does it mean end Lala clan). The NEWS of lalaji's fall spread like the fire in the jungle, and became the talk of the town on the bright sunny morning. And before I say something to offend GC, I would leave the incident there itself.
It was not the only voyage to be remembered. The chariot had a tale of its own. Once again, there had been a chemical locha with it, and the piston got jammed, damn. This made Lala taste the dust again. But, even after GOD giving so many hints to our lala, he never thought of pondering over the matter. He never realized that its GOD's order for every human to be down to earth.
Well, all auction houses have been looking for it since they saw Lalaji abroad studying financial engineering to its core. Lalaji at least kept our expectation when he did engineering, then some supply chain MBA stuff and again engineering. Lalaji tusse great ho.... to you we Salute!!!
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